Sunday, December 19, 2010



This is a tracking device

Friday, November 5, 2010

V41 (Back to Thomas now)

Territories
My territory is nowhere

Lots of companies have emerged out of the dust lately (actually just 4) and we have charted them down to these territories.

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Desk Skater Olympics 2
Can I be in?

This is the final call for Desk Skater Olympics 2. If you don't sign up now, you won't be in it. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD.

Ideas

You must be getting bored of the Daily Gazzet crossword (unavailable online) so I need ideas.

V40 (by Denis)

Breaking News

Mad Moose Productions are trying to outsell Happy Apple Ink (oh no!!!). But Happy Apple readers, fight Mad Moose off!!!

Can we trust April?

April wants to join Happy Apple Ink. But we need you to decide can we trust her???



V39

Tron Co
Die Tron Co

We now have a big enemy called Tron Co. We are doing all we can to take down this company. We already have spies in the company and we also have a newspaper storage place there too.

Badges
I have a badge

We are giving all people that are associated with Happy Apple Ink badges. Soon we might even bring out a new bracelet and lots more Happy Apple ware soon (or when I think)

Crazy Denis

Denis has been promoted to co-editor and has begged and begged to write his own Daily Gazzet so V40 is his time to shine.

V38

Is lost?

Thursday, October 14, 2010

V37

Happy Apple Ink
See Ya Smelly Fish

Today we celebrate the new logo and name which is now Happy Apple Ink. But sadly, we have to say goodbye to Smelly Fish Ink and to send his regards, he is shouting us nothing on Friday.

Desk Skater Olympics 2
Number 2, WOW

Since our Desk Skater Olympics was such a big success, we are going to have another one that's gonna be bigger and better than before. So sign up and start training because this one gonna be hard to win.

Spy's

Today we spy on the rare Thomas

  1. Writing Daily Gazzet
  2. Getting out pen gun
  3. Shooting Luke
  4. Running away from Luke
  5. Sitting at desk
  6. Doing work
  7. Watching Taine take Jake's rubber
  8. Getting rubber back
  9. Snapping Jake's pencil.

V36

Nickname
Hi, I'm Porky Pig

Dear Daily Gazzet readers, we are actually changing the names of the publisher and editor.
So now our names are the Stig (writer) and mysterious moose (editor) and please don't tell who these people are. If you do, you will be banned from the Daily Gazzet (insert echo here).

Miss Wilson
Noooo, Why

Last Friday, something really bad happened, and by really bad, I mean really really really bad. Miss Wilson found out about the Daily Gazzet, Desk Skater Olympics, Thomas Trumps and the Imperial Army. Even though she likes them, this is still a NUMBER ONE EMERGENCY!!!!!

Lots To Write

It's really weird, there has been tons to write about, so now we are going hard out to make more newspapers. YAY!!!!!

Monday, October 11, 2010

V35/ Hunka Bulunka

Why Dirt and Pinecones
It could be a smoking mackerel

Taine's new name is dirt because Taine's drowzy and can sometimes eat dirt for breakfast,lunch, but not dinner because Taine likes pinecones for dinner. ( How we found out is classified information )

Joshua Blankly's Death

According to Facebook, Josh's death is going to be that he is going to go to the North Pole, find an apple on the ground, go to pick it up but slip on a banana peel, fall over and get stabbed in the back by the tusks of a walrus.

Desk Skater Olympics 2
It's coming closer every second

Since our ( Thomas and Hayden's ) Desk Skater Olmpics was such a big hit, we are going to have another one and it will be bigger and better to fit more people.

Jake,Jake,Jake ect
Hayden, Hayden, Hayden edit this

Thomas has created a new fashion Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake and not stopping until I get his erazing erazer so try it out


The New Name
Poor Smelly Fish

Our Smelly Fish Ink has got really boring so we are changing our name but we ran into a problem. We could call our company Happy Apple Ink or Happy Worm Ink

Imperial Army
I wanna sign up

The Imperial Army is having lots of sign-ups on the 14th of August, so if it's your dream sign up.
If you want anything traded for a pen gun, we will trade it.

Thomas Trumps

Now since people keep pissing me off asking for cards, now if you say to me you want more cards, you will lose two cards.

Spys

The North African Pig ( Kamen )

  1. Staring at classroom
  2. Doing work?
  3. Scratching
  4. Leaning back and forth
  5. Talking to me
  6. Staring at me
  7. Watching me hide gazzet.

V32

The People Who Wussed Out
People These Days

People really wussed out of cross country and these are their excuses

Jake: ( Too scared to come to school )

And here is another strange one

Dion: I had food poisoning

Desk Skater Olympics
Oh Yeah

Thank you to all the people who competed in the Desk Skater Olympics. Denis won battles and Thomas won relays.

Today we spy on...

Pa Pa Pig Chop ( Kieran )

  1. Reading
  2. Looking at bookmark
  3. Talking to bookmark
  4. Talking to Miss Wilson
  5. Watching Thomas make pen gun
  6. Talking to Matt
  7. Looking at Wyatt
  8. Reading

V31

Thomas Trumps

Dear all Thomas Trumps players, now we have a new thing called interest.The more you battle the more interest you gain and more interest means more cards given to you when they are made and also when Thomas Trumps runs out of colours, I give you permission to colour them in.

Quiz (or congrats)
Thank You

OK thank you for saying thank you to me all those people who said thank you. I know that might sound strange but however every time you see the thank you sign in the newspaper you will know to say thank you to me.

Spy on ... Tony!
Ha Ha

Today we spy on the stalker Tony ( he's been following me )

  1. Talking to Kieran
  2. Doing crazy actions
  3. Talking to Kieran
  4. Trying to make pen gun
  5. Failing
  6. Listening to Denis
  7. Stretching Spring


V30

Thomas Trumps

Thomas Trumps is the new awesome game and I will show you how to play. HP means Health. AT means Attack, SH means Shields and Q means Quantity. So lets say you start.
You attack the opponent and depending on how much quantity you have you times it by that much. QxAT=24 and you got 24 damage on your opponent

Desk Skater Olympics

The draws are here.

Battles

Tony vs Denis
Taine vs Hayden

Relays

Thomas vs Callum
Wyatt vs Kieran
Jake vs Hunter

This Is A Good Day

Today is a very good day and Thomas has done the Daily Gazzet very nicely so please congratulate me on that. I would really like that.

V29

Desk Skater Olympics
Boo Ya

This day is the start of the Desk Skater Olympics so sign up in the battles or relays but u can only sign once.

When Thomas Has Days
Wonder If It Is One Of Thomas' Days

Sorry everyone Thomas sometimes spazz's out and gets really messy with the Daily Gazzet and can also have a good day when the Daily Gazzet is slick and spin

Daily Gazzet Spys
Mwa ha ha

Today we spy on the totally not rare Callum at the library
  1. Sit down
  2. Standing up
  3. Sitting on ground
  4. Grabbing book at ground level
  5. Standing up
  6. Walking north
  7. Walking east
  8. Sitting at search computer
  9. Talking to Matt

V28

Split Like A Nut
Why Did Term 3 Come?

why why why we have been split like a macadamia nut tree. There is only one good thing is that the daily gazzet will still be in operation so u can still look forward to the next super daily gazzet.

More Peps
Yay or Noooo

This term there are lots of new readers and our ratings have skyrocketed.

Warning About Jake

Jake has been banned from this newspaper for taking an imperial bullet.

Desk Skater Olympics
Oh Yeah

Soon coming up is the Desk Skater.Sign up and that will be in the new newspaper.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Freaky Stuff

When you visit our other pages it might come up with a random message. If it does, do this.
In the thing where it say http://thedailygazzet.blogspot.com/ or something like that, make it the last words .com/ by backspacing anything after.